Saturday, September 28, 2013

Top 10 Hottest Directors & Filmmakers

We hear so much about the beautiful people in front of the camera, people who spend hours and dollars to look their best whenever they step out in public. But filmmakers are a slightly more casual breed, and their hotness isn't usually a topic of world-wide obsession - which is good thing. For me personally, I don't particularly care how hot a director is as long as they make great cinema.

However, there is this prevailing stereotype that those who choose to be behind the camera are ogres with hoofed feet and troll eyes. Well, I am here to prove that is just not true. In fact, these 10 sexy humans prove that those behind the camera might just be hotter than those in front of it. Warning: bad puns.

Spike Jonze
(Being John Maclcovich, Where the Wild Things Are)

He's got me Jonzin'...

Sophia Coppola
(Marie Antoinette, Lost in Translation, The Bling Ring)
She makes me wanna Coppola a feel! 

Alfonso CuarĂ³n
(Y Tu Mama Tambien, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, A Little Princess) 
Al-fondle you!

Guy Ritchie
(Sherlock Holmes, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch)

I ain't rich baby, but that don't mean I can't be your girl...

Antoine Fuqua
(Training Day, Olympus Has Fallen, Shooter)

The perks of having an unconventional name is that it's harder to make inappropriate puns... 
Well played Fuqua, well played. 

Kathryn Bigelow
(Zero Dark Thirty, The Hurt Locker, Point Break)

Kathryn makes the guys big down low! 

Shane Black
(Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man 3, Writer - Lethal Weapon 1-4)

Once you go get it. 


Hayao Miyazaki
(Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle)

Hay-ao Silver Fox. You can take my spirit away!

Baz Luhrmann
(Romeo+Juliet, Moulin Rouge, The Great Gatsby)
Baby, you can Luhr me to your bedroom...

Well that's it. I'm not sorry about the bad puns. 
Is there anybody you can't believe I didn't include? Add yours in the comment section. 

(images off of google)