Saturday, September 28, 2013

Top 10 Hottest Directors & Filmmakers

We hear so much about the beautiful people in front of the camera, people who spend hours and dollars to look their best whenever they step out in public. But filmmakers are a slightly more casual breed, and their hotness isn't usually a topic of world-wide obsession - which is good thing. For me personally, I don't particularly care how hot a director is as long as they make great cinema.

However, there is this prevailing stereotype that those who choose to be behind the camera are ogres with hoofed feet and troll eyes. Well, I am here to prove that is just not true. In fact, these 10 sexy humans prove that those behind the camera might just be hotter than those in front of it. Warning: bad puns.

#10
Spike Jonze
(Being John Maclcovich, Where the Wild Things Are)

He's got me Jonzin'...


#9
Sophia Coppola
(Marie Antoinette, Lost in Translation, The Bling Ring)
She makes me wanna Coppola a feel! 


Alfonso CuarĂ³n
(Y Tu Mama Tambien, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, A Little Princess) 
#8
Al-fondle you!

#7
Guy Ritchie
(Sherlock Holmes, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch)

I ain't rich baby, but that don't mean I can't be your girl...

#6
Antoine Fuqua
(Training Day, Olympus Has Fallen, Shooter)

The perks of having an unconventional name is that it's harder to make inappropriate puns... 
Well played Fuqua, well played. 


#5 
Kathryn Bigelow
(Zero Dark Thirty, The Hurt Locker, Point Break)

Kathryn makes the guys big down low! 

#4
Shane Black
(Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man 3, Writer - Lethal Weapon 1-4)

Once you go Black...you get it. 

#2

Hayao Miyazaki
(Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle)

Hay-ao Silver Fox. You can take my spirit away!


#1
Baz Luhrmann
(Romeo+Juliet, Moulin Rouge, The Great Gatsby)
Baby, you can Luhr me to your bedroom...


Well that's it. I'm not sorry about the bad puns. 
Is there anybody you can't believe I didn't include? Add yours in the comment section. 

(images off of google)

Thursday, July 11, 2013

A Swing and a Miss - The Bling Ring Review

Directed By: Sofia Coppola

Sofia, Sofia, Sofia. What have you done?

As you can see from my previous posts, I was extremely excited to see the Bling Ring. However, I am rather disappointed by this film, a film that had so much promise. Sofia Coppola is a personal hero of mine and someone I have come to love and respect as a filmmaker. The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation and Marie Antoinette are some of my favorite films and just a few examples of Coppola's great work. They are masterpieces that speak to to all young women growing up in the modern world. She has a knack for creating incredibly well made films that prove Hollywood has an obligation to promote talented female filmmakers. But unfortunately the Bling Ring stands out as less than what I have come to expect from Coppola.




I don't think I have to do a synopsis of the film because the story is directly lifted from Nancy Jo Sale's Vanity Fair article, "The Suspects Wore Louboutins," with very little originality on the part of Coppola. You can also check out my trailer review below. While an incredible story full of young love, fashion, fame, drugs and criminal behavior, the film did not live up to the compelling tale of these teenagers. I was expecting a deeper look into the psyche of the characters, and their motivations for breaking into the homes of the rich and famous. Instead, what I got was a disjointed montage of events without any real story development or nuance. I love non-linear storytelling, but this film felt confused, like it was tripping over itself.

I was also rather unimpressed with Emma Watson, who was the biggest draw for this film. I love Emma Watson, I have seen all of her films and she truly is a great actress. Unfortunately, her performance in this film is flat out cringe-worthy. As much as it pains me to say that, it's true.

The biggest problem was clearly the accent, which was an easy fix. Watson has done an American accent quite well in the past, (see Perks of Being a Wallflower) yet in this film she tried to make her accent distinctly California which was a huge mistake. Your average California accent is subtle even to American ears, and I think she took it way too far, to the point of distraction. It was a caricature of a California accent which may have worked in a comedy, but it didn't fit with the serious tone of this film. Whoever coached Watson on her accent should be tar and feathered and Coppola should have had the fortitude to tell her to reel it in. Her scenes were almost unwatchable.




Aside from the non-existent story and Waton's poor performance, the biggest flaw in the film is the fact that several scenes felt arduous and out of place. The best example is when protagonist Marc, (Israel Broussard) sits in front of his computer smoking a joint and singing along to some Top 40 song. The scene goes on for what feels like forever and gives no insight to his character. It's just three solid minutes (but feels like twenty minutes) of some kid checking himself out on Photo Booth. As I was sitting in the theater I thought to myself, "what the fuck is going on? We get it, he's gaining a vain sense of self-worth, move on already!"

To be fair, I thought Broussard did a great job considering the obstacles. Overall, I would say he gave the best performance, but that isn't saying much. He was perhaps a bit stiff and not as comfortable in front of the camera as some of the other actors, but he was genuine and believable as a young man desperate for belonging.



The other actors in the film were not necessarily bad, but such young actors needed a strong mentor and I don't think Coppola delivered. She didn't coach these kids to fit her vision, because in the end, the characters were not hers, they were Nancy Jo Sales's. Coppola failed to make the characters her own and the performance of all her young actors failed because of it. All of the actors, with the exception of Watson, are completely forgettable, even as I was watching the film I was unable to keep up with who was whom. I didn't find myself connecting or even caring about the characters, which is quite a triumph considering I am a community art teacher who deeply sympathizes with the struggles and emptiness of contemporary youth culture.

I don't want to give the impression that everything in this film is bad, because there are things to like, even love, about it. The camera work and overall cinematography was really impressive and kept the film interesting in ways the story did not.


I loved that the camera was placed close to the characters, right in their space which gave an intimate feeling. A great example is when Nicki (Emma Watson) and Marc along with a few other members of their gang are hanging out in a small bedroom. The camera is pressed up against the wall yet still gives the feeling of depth in a space so cramped the characters are bumping into each other. The frames are tight, and there is almost no emphasis on what is happening in the background. The only exception is when the camera focused on celebrities. This subtle camera work gave the impression that the characters were living in their own world and had little interest in what was happening around them unless it dealt directly with their famous obsessions.

I also loved the texture of the film. One would expect to see a glossy Hollywood vainer, but this was grainy, stoic and quiet. There are many of shots of the characters going about their business with out any audible interruption. There are fewer cuts than one would expect and the camera tends to linger to the point of being uncomfortable, which I thought worked in many scenes, but not all.


My favorite shot in the film is a stunning aerial shot of Audrina Patridge's modern home. The house stands on a hill overlooking downtown Los Angeles at night. The shot is static, and uses heavy black space in an interesting way. Inside the house we can see the teens raiding the house through the large windows.  While the shot is long, and the figures are small, their movements stand out in the inky blackness. It is a simple, beautiful shot that almost made me like this film.

I will also admit that I was interested in seeing the inside of Paris Hilton's house. So sue me. It was sort of wild seeing that her vapid persona was not just a persona after all. I'm not sure what Coppola had to do to get in to Hilton's home, but a large part of me thinks that she had to compromise her script in order to get the infamous celebrity at the center of the crimes to sign on. Produced by Sofia and her brother Roman Coppola, the film is firmly placed in the indie category. However, it has the unmistakable signature of script bastardization.



That is the crux of the problem with this film. It feels compromised, as if there was a bigger, more ambitious idea, but was watered down somewhere along the way. I felt my self trying to find deeper meaning, but it simply wasn't there. The film had everything it needed to be great. An talented female director, an interesting cast, a talented camera and design crew, an incredibly riveting story, but in the end it didn't come together.

Overall, the film felt rushed, I think Coppola should have spent another 6 months working on it and focused on getting a great performance out of her actors. It is a film worth seeing if the story of the Burglar Bunch was of any interest to you, but if you're going to see great cinema, pack a pillow.


C - : No plot, bad acting. Plays like a 2 hour trailer. It feels rushed and unfinished. The camera work is nice, and the fashion is worth checking out. Emma Watson is lovely to look at as always, but overall, this film is a confusing jumble of awkward scenes that didn't come together cohesively. Not Coppola's best. 

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Kill Or Be Killed

Hello!

As I told you in my last post, I have spent this spring working on a couple productions with Director Damon Toledo. I have already posted the Haddonfield A.D music video 'Michael.' Below is the other film, Kill Or Be Killed. I was director of photography and I couldn't be happier with how it turned out.

Thanks for watching, leave some comments!

"After being held captive by his former mentor, Henry Slade must settle the score in order to escape his violent past and obtain his freedom."  


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Haddonfield AD. 'Michael' Music Video

Hey! I have been working with director Damon Toledo on a few videos this spring. Here is the final cut of one of the videos. The band is called Haddofield A.D. The song is called 'Michael.' Check out their album coming soon!

I was cinematographer on this video. Let me know what you think! I absolutely love it. I am super excited to add a new piece to my collection of films. I really enjoyed working on this production. It was a great crew, a great band and a beautiful final product.

You can see more films I have done here and here.


Friday, May 3, 2013

The Bling Ring Trailer


I may sound like a broken record, but 2013 is shaping up to be a great year in film. Among my most anticipated releases is one from Sofia Coppola. The Bling Ring trailer has recently been released and I thought I would take a moment to talk about the film and the real life people who inspired the story. I have been meaning to write a post about this film for a long time, but only recently have I been able to find enough information to warrant one.

For those of you who have even the slightest interest in celebrity culture, you are probably well aware of the Los Angeles teenagers who, back in 2009, were accused and eventually convicted of burglarizing the homes of several famous A-listers. Those who followed the story were amazed by the brazen actions of these kids, but were far more interested in the mentality that fostered their behavior.

Celebrity worship is something that fascinates me. I think we all have our favorite stars. We follow them on twitter, we read their crappy books, and defend even their worst work with the fire of a thousand suns. Some take it a bit further and buy what their favorite stars buy, and stake out their movie sets and hotels to catch a glimpse of them walking to their car. They watch TMZ or read Perez Hilton periodically, and can't help but grab a People magazine while waiting in line at the grocery store. This is all fairly normal, especially for teenagers and young adults. But there exists a culture of people for whom this is not enough.


Before you read this, I suggest you read Nancy Jo Sales's Vanity Fair article, otherwise the context of what follows may be lost.

The LA teenagers, referred to as the Burglar Bunch or The Bling Ring included Alexis Neiers, Nick Prugo, Rachel Lee, Diana Tamayo, Courtney Ames among a gaggle of other 18-27 year olds and petty criminals from the Valley. What made these young people so interesting is the fact that they came from a certain level of wealth. It is well known that Tamayo drove a pearl white Audi A4. When I first heard this story I became very interested in the mind-set that leads to this type of behavior from kids who are already well off by any standard.

I think it is safe to argue that the obsession with celebrities and their irresponsible, often criminal actions was pretty fierce from 2002-2010, and it still continues with a force that seems completely out of control. There has been an entire generation that has grown up watching a parade of drunken, snatch flashing, law breaking celebrities saturate the headlines. A generation in which Neiers, Prugo, Lee and the others are very much apart of. The celebrities that the Burglar Bunch targeted were those whose up-scale, responsibility free lifestyles were glorified and celebrated even by respectable media organizations.

(See what happens?) 

Among the Bling Ring's victims were Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, Miranda Kerr, and the lesser known Audrina Patridge and Rachel Bilson. What made the crimes so disturbing was the fact that the teens staked out the homes using publicly available maps of celebrity homes, followed their favorite stars movements on TMZ and other gossip sites, and picked their targets based on the ease of access to the property. It was a fairly sophisticated system that these teens worked out, and they displayed a level of commitment that is rather impressive.


What was also impressive was the amount of items they were able to steal before being caught. The teens called their theft 'shopping,' which I think was a way for them to frame and justify their actions. They knew it was wrong, but they didn't see themselves as criminals despite stealing nearly 3 million dollars worth of clothes, shoes, jewelry, art, weapons and drugs.

But perhaps the most interesting element of the saga is the fact that in the end, the story of these young people was never really about the celebrities, the fashion or the money. It was about a group of lost kids caught up in the turmoils of young love, family strife, and the desperate need to both fit in, and stand out. On the surface this is just a story of superficial teens and their quest to be famous, but on a deeper level it's about the fear of being invisible, inadequate.


It has been a few years since the the Bling Ring was exposed and brought to justice. Though in my opinion they were not punished nearly as severely as they deserved. Prugo was in custody for a year and was sentenced to time served in 2013. Rachel Lee, the alleged ring leader, was sentenced to 4 years. Neiers got 180 days but only served 30, along with 3 years probation.

I am not here to defend the celebrities they stole from or the actions of the theifs. But Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom and the others have enough money to properly secure their homes, but they chose not to and they got what they deserved. I live in a studio apartment and I have better security than these multi-millionars. I certainly don't leave a key under my door mat like Hilton.

This is the perfect film for Coppola. She has a history of creating very female centric and youthful, films with a lot of glamour and character nuance. In the past I have been skeptical of Coppola because I was unsure if it was nepotism or talent that gave her success. But with a strong collection of successful, poignant, well crafted films, I would argue that Sofia Coppola is one of the greatest American directors.


The most significant actress involved in The Bling Ring is Emma Watson. She is the Western worlds sweetheart. Her roles in Harry Potter, My Week With Marylyn, Ballet Shoes and The Perks of Being a Wallflower have all been very sweet. She is the girl next door, or your friend's British cousin. She's the girl that you simultaneously love and bitterly envy. I', excited that she is in this film because I think it is an important move for her to step out of the safety of her previous roles. From the trailer you can see that Watson is playing a much more overtly sexualized character than anything she's done before.


Watson will be portraying Alexis Neiers who was the most public face of the Bling Ring famed for being toxic, vain, and materialistic. Neiers had a brief stint on the reality show Pretty Wild, which chronicled her life as a wealthy party girl. The show was quietly cancelled after Neiers became a suspect in the robberies, but that did not stop her from seizing every opportunity in front of the cameras. Even as she walked out of court she would pose and perform monologues about her imagined successful future to the crowds of people waiting. Watson's portrayal as a spoiled, American girl will really be a test of her skills because it's far outside her good girl persona.


The film also stars several young new comers including Katie Chang, Israel Broussard and Taissa Farmiga. I am excited to see so many new faces in this film. I think it is rather refreshing and will give Coppola the advantage of shaping her actors to fit her characters. That is where Coppola really excels as a writer and director. She's approaches filmmaking with a really modern eye and attention to detail and her characters are perfectly integrated into the sugary distopic stories she creates.

This film has a lot of potential, and I hope it meets my inflated expectations. I will probably get around to a review a few weeks after it is released, so look out for that. This a great piece of modern culture. So check out the newly released trailer below, and comment!




Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Speaking Out: You're Doing it Right

Normally, sorority girls annoy the piss out of me. I typically find their whole sisterhood thing to be completely contrived and morally, I can't get on board with organizations that build their foundation on a culture of exclusion and an undeserved sense of self-superiority. However, as I have been taught time after time, I should never paint people with a broad brush. Because this sorority girl is fucking boss.



Truth.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE TRAILER


Oh. My. Sweet Mother Goddess above! The Hunger Games: Catching Fire trailer is out, and needless to say I am jumping out of my chair. Any of you who know me, know that I absolutely love the Hunger Games. Prepare to see several Hunger Games updates over the next couple months.  It is a close second to my obsession with Harry Potter, and Star Wars, which have been the center of my nerdy fandom for the majority of my life. Iron Man is pretty high on my list too but, like the Hunger Games, it has been a more recent fixation. But there is certainly something special about Katniss Everdeen and her distpoic universe that just sucks me in.



I loved The Hunger Games books, despite the fact that they're not exactly the pinnacle of literary achievement. While Susan Collins's writing is a bit sloppy in my opinion, the story is strong and it's the perfect series, tailor made for the screen. While box office dollars are not the best gauge of cinematic achievement, the first Hunger Games film, directed by Gary Ross (Seabiscuit, Pleasentville), maxed out at about $700 million dollars world wide, which is quiet an achievement. $700 million that was well deserved. 

The real star was clearly Jennifer Lawrence who, more than any other person involved in the franchise, has made the Hunger Games explode. I love Jennifer Lawrence. She's my favorite. Not just because of her genuinely quirky charm, but because she is an incredible actress with a wide range of skills. She has a bravery and an integrity not seen very often in the young and super famous. She's the actress who dives right in without abandon, with no apologies, and no asterisks. I respect that. The fact that she is so legit has really done wonders for the reputation of The Hunger Games film(s).



If you question Jennifer Lawrence's talent, go watch Winter's Bone. It will blow your mind. It is a film that despite the critical acclaim was still WILDLY underrated. Jennifer Lawrence's acting is just the tip of the iceberg with the film. The written and direction by Debra Granik and cinematography by Michael McDonough, are incredible. It's a beautifully articulated piece of art. It pulls Lawrence out of the Emma Watson/Kirsten Stewart teen romance territory and places her firmly in a much higher class of actress. 

Jennifer Lawrence has done Hollywood the old fashioned way with lots of, hard work, talent, charm and a healthy dose of smart-assery. The Hunger Games role was lucky, like Emma Watson's Harry Potter or Kirsten Stewart's Twilight. But Lawrence has proven herself as a quality working actress having achieved an Oscar at the age of 22 for her starring role in Silver Linings Playbook. There are people in Hollywood who work 60 years, star in dozens, if not hundreds of films, and never come close to what Lawrence has achieved before being legally able to rent a car. Let that sink in.



But there are so many other things to appreciate about The Hunger Games besides Jennifer Lawrence. I also happen to be a huge fan of Woody Harrelson, ever since I saw White Men Can't Jump when I was just a kid. He's a damn good actor with a wide range and an interesting perspective. His role as the drunken Haymitch provides dark comedic relief. There is also the adorable Josh Hutcherson, as Peeta Melark, and Elizabeth Banks, as Effy.


There are also lots of new and surprising additions to the Hunger Games cast. The most significant is clearly the brilliant Philip Seymour Hoffman. He, like Lawrence has really upped the legitimacy of the franchise. 


When asked why an Academy Award winning actor would get involved in what has been considered a 'teen drama' Hoffman said, "I liked the people involved. It's a great group of actors. It's a great environment. And the character was something I was attracted to. It was an interesting role. He's somebody who's part of the revolution, but you don't know it. The idea that somebody would be risking themselves in such an extreme way to join something that's dangerous because he think it's the future...that's interesting stuff, you know?" 


Also joining the cast is Jena Malone who is among my favorite young actresses. My first introduction to Malone was her role in Saved, which is a classic film for anyone in their mid-20's. She also had a very interesting role in Sucker Punch (2011), where she played a concubine/warrior in the sci-fi-esque action movie. Malone usually works in the independent arena, so to see her in Catching Fire is really exciting. 

Rounding out the star studded cast is Donald Sutherland, Lenny Kravitz, Stanly Tucci and Sam Claflin. 


If you've read the books, you know that Catching Fire is when shit starts to get real. If the slaughter of children for the sake of entertainment wasn't enough, we get to see the Capital's systematic brutality towards the citizens of Panam.

While this was just the teaser trailer, I am a little dismayed that they didn't show any of the tropical area that dominates the story of Catching Fire. The images inside of the various districts are quite compelling, and the fashion is absolutely stunning. But I am hoping we get a glimpse of the arena in the next trailer. 

So, here's the teaser trailer. Bask in the glory of Jennifer Lawrence and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. 




The Hunger Games: Catching Fire will be released November 22nd 2013

Pictures off of google. 

Monday, April 8, 2013

Working in a Gallery

As most of you know, I absolutely love my job. I get to talk about art all day and introduce creative thinking to young people throughout my community. It's the best!

But I love this meme which describes almost perfectly what it's like to work in a gallery.